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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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What did the mermaid wear for good luck on her math test?

Her *algaebra*.

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.

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Why did Lady Gaga wear seashells to the VMAs?

Because B-shells were too small.

Why does the Little Mermaid wear seashells for a bra?

Because B-shells are too small and D-shells are too big!

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Why did Ariel wear seashells?

Because she grew out of her B shells.

Why does the little mermaid where sea shells?

Cause the B-shells were too small.

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Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...