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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why was the hipster wearing a scarf during the summer?

He liked wearing scarves before it got cool.

What kind of shoes do thieves wear?

Sneakers.

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What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for bras?

Because a and b shells are too small.

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

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Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.

Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

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Why did the mermaid wear SeaShells?

Because she outgrew her B-Shells. Ha...

Why don't dinosaurs take ballet lessons?

They outgrew their leotards.