Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

What do you get when you play a country song backwards?

Your wife back, your dog back, your house back...

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What do fish talk about at work?

Current events

What is the difference between a introverted engineer and an extroverted engineer?

An introverted engineer looks at his feet when he talks to you. An extroverted engineer looks at YOUR feet when he talks to you!

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Why did Chris Brown stop having long-term relationships?

He wanted 2 hit singles

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

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What did the llama say when asked to a picnic?

Alpaca lunch!

What did Shakespeare say when asked how his wife keeps things interesting?

Anne hath a way.

Wear Jokes More Wear Jokes

What do people with two left feet wear?

Flip flips

What do ateists wear on their necks as an indication of their commitment to the atheism?

Head.

Shirt Jokes More Shirt Jokes

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

What do you call a shirt you hate?

Cloathed*