Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

What do you call a party with 7 girls & 70 midgets?

10 books of Snow Whites

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What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.