Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?

Because it had nobody to go with.

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How do farmers party?

They turnip the beets!

Why was the socialist kicked from his party?

Because he was anti social.

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What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!