Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton with blonde hair in a closet?

Last year's winner of the blonde "hide and go seek" contest

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Body Jokes More Body Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

Why are you going through my phone?

BF: 'Do you have something to hide ' Me: 'I'm gonna have a body to hide if you keep it up.'

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party?

Chick to chick!