Why couldn't the skeleton go to the Christmas Party?

He had no body to go with!

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Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

What do you call a skeleton in a closet?

The hide and seek champion.

Why did the skeleton not attend prom?

He had no body to go with.

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Why do Sumo Wrestler's shave their bodies?

So that they don't get mistaken for feminists

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.

Christmas Party Jokes More Christmas Party Jokes

What did Dracula say at the Christmas party?

Fancy a bite

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet