What did the fish skeleton say?

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

How to Get a Girlfriend: Out at Sea Me: rocks boat Her: Hey! Me: rocks faster Her: Can we PLEASE go steady?

Me: I do.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do fish get high?

Seaweed

What do you call fish that taste two times as salty?

2Na

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

What'll it be, mister?

The skeleton says, "A beer and a mop, please!"

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

How old is your Grandma?

I dunno but we've had him a long time.

What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.