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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

Why are dolphins cleverer than humans?

Within 3 hours they can train a man to stand at the side of a pool and feed them fish!

Skeleton Jokes More Skeleton Jokes

Why couldn't the skeleton hurt itself?

Because it didn't have the nerves.

How does a skeleton solve a problem?

With the bare-bones approach.

Long Time Jokes More Long Time Jokes

Why was the blonde staring at the box of orange juice for a long time?

Because it said "CONCENTRATE"

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird