What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

What kind of fish is made out of two sodium atoms?

Tuna (2Na).

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What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What's the difference between Americans and Brits?

Brits think 200 miles is a long distance, Americans think 200 years is a long time.