What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

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Where does a fish keep his life savings?

In a riverbank

What fish only swims at night?

A starfish!

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Why did the skeleton go alone to prom?

Because he had to go with.

Why didn’t the skeleton cross the road?

Because he had no guts.

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What did the blind man say to his estranged friend?

Long time, no see.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.