What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

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What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

What do you call a man with no arms &amp no legs......hanging on the wall?

Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...

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What is the difference between a fish and a piano?

A. You can't tuna fish.

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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How do skeletons communicate?

A cell bone. *just got it off a popsicle.

Why didn't the skeleton make a good lawyer?

All his work was pro bono.

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What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.