Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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Where do the stinky penguins live?

Antfartica

Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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Why can't seagulls fly over the bay?

Cuz then they'd be baygulls.

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.