Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Which two regions have the most people named John?

SEA / NA

What do you do if the Ocean stares at you?

Sea it and Wave

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What do you call the horse than lives next door?

A neighbour!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!...

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What kind of seagull flies over a bay?

A Bay-gull

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels