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Why do seagulls fly by the sea?

Because if they flew by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What does Brian Johnson say on the beach?

I see the sea...

What did the fish skeleton say?

Long time, no sea.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Why ya going to the airport?

Flying Somewhere?": "How'd you guess?": "Well, I saw your luggage, then when I saw the airplane ticket I put two and two together. So where you headed?": "Aspen.": "Mmm, California.. Beautiful."

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What kind of bird flies around bays?

Bagles

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel