Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What's a pirrrate's favorite letterrr?

R?" NOOO!!! It's the Sea!!!

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?

I don't know I have DirecTV.

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What do you call a two dentists that live on opposite sides of the world?

Molar opposites.

Why couldn't the philosopher make a living?

He made no sense. I tried, I really did.

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Because if they flew over the bay, then they'd be called bagels!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

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What was the Seagull's favorite online streaming service?

Netfocks

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.