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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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A bagel

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why don't seagulls fly by the bay?

Because then they would be called Bagels!

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Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.