Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What's a Pirate's favorite letter?

Rrrrrrrr? You think it be R but it be sea

Who is the biggest gangster in the sea?

Al Caprawn!

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

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Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

Why do they call a bird that lives by the sea, a seagul?

Because if it lived by the bay, it would be called a Bagel.

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Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.