Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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What did one plant say to another when it dropped its camera into the sea?

Photos-in-the-seas!

Why do whales have really good immune systems?

They consume a lot of vitamin SEA!

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction?

It turns out, it's not very hard at all

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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What do you call a seagull by the bay?

A bagel.

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.