Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What do you call 20,000 lawyers under the sea?

A good start.

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What type of cheese lives under your bed?

Muenster.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Bagel Jokes More Bagel Jokes

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

Why don't seagulls fly over bays?

Because then they'd be called bagels!

Bay Jokes More Bay Jokes

Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels

Seagull Jokes More Seagull Jokes

Why do seagulls fly over the sea, not the bay?

If they flew over the bay, they would be bagels

Why do seagulls only fly over the sea?

If they flew over the bay, they'd be called Baygulls.