Why do seagulls live by the sea?

If they lived by the bay they'd be bagels.

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Why couldn't the physicist understand how boats work?

He thought nothing could possibly travel faster than sea.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

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Why did the old man hate living next to the tennis courts?

He couldn't stand all the racket!

Why is it called a living room?

Don't we live in every room

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What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

Why was everyone afraid of the everything bagel?

Because he looked pretty seedy!

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Why don't seagulls ever fly over the bay?

Because then they'd be bagels.

What do you call a seagull flying over the bay?

A bagel

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Why do seagulls live by the Sea..?

Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.

Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay?

Because if they did they would be Bagels