What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call ten sets of bagpipes at the bottom of the sea?

A start.

What is white sugary has whiskers and floats on the sea?

A catameringue!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What is 20 inches long and makes women scream at night?

A stillborn

Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?

The other replies "That was no piccolo that was my fife."

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How does a mermaid give a man head?

She blows him out of the water

Why do mermaids wear bras?

To cover up their Ariel-as.