What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did the sea say to the river?

You can run but you can't tide!

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What kind of pictures does a mermaid take on her phone?

Shelfies.