What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What did the one ocean say to the other ocean?

Nothing they just waved! Did you sea what I did there I'm shore you did, beach.

What did the giant wave say to the man?

Nothing he just waved. Sea what I did there? Sorry sometimes I get a bit carried away, it like a tsunami of puns. Water these puns! they're horrible, I'll stop now.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

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Why do mermaids wear seashells for a bra?

Because "B" shells would be too small!

How do mermaids reproduce?

Binary fish-ion.