What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What lives in the sea and preys on mermaids?

Jack The Kipper.

Why is the sea salty?

Because the land does not wave back.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What's Batman's least favourite album?

A Night at the Opera.

What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night?

A double bridle

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How did the mermaid get into a car crash?

Because she was fish tailing!

Why does the mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her b-shells.