What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

How does a sea urchin search the internet?

Sea urchingine

What lies on the bottom of the sea and shakes?

A nervous wreck! I first heard this at xmas 1952 (64 years ago) and it still makes me smile.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Who was the best player on the Seahawks last night?

The Broncos' center

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

How do mermaids give birth?

Via Sea-Section

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!