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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What do you call a Mexican stationed out at sea?

A Navy Bean

What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend?

Long time no sea.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

What does an agnostic man with insomnia and dyslexia do in his free time?

He stays awake all night wondering if there's a Dog.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What did the mermaid do last Saturday night?

She went out with the tide.

What's the downside to dating a Mermaid?

Her clam smells like fish!