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What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

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Sea Jokes More Sea Jokes

What did fish on the kitchen bench say to the other fish?

Long time no sea.

What did the sea say to the beach?

Nothing, it just waved.

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What do you call an elephant creeping through the jungle in the middle of the night?

Russell!

What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Mermaid Jokes More Mermaid Jokes

What do you call a mermaid on a roof?

Aerial

Why do mermaids put their things on top of clams?

Because clams are shelf-ish.