What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

Why can't you lie to an aborted fetus?

It wasn't born yesterday.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did the little ghost give his mom for Mother's Day?

A booquet of flowers.

What do you give an octomom for Mother's Day?

A spatula. Maybe she'll be more responsible making dinner than making babies.