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What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

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Yesterday Jokes More Yesterday Jokes

What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

What do women and the stock market have in common?

If you don't pull out in time, it will cost you a lot of money. My boss said he made this up on the spot yesterday. Never heard it before so I figured I'd post it.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Mother Day Jokes More Mother Day Jokes

What did you get your mom for Mother's Day tomorrow?

Besides a tiny, brief panic attack

What did 50 cent's grandma say to him when he gave her a hand woven scarf for Mother's Day?

G u knit