Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Why did the black man go to the golf-club on Sunday afternoon?

Because he had a membership.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do single guys have?

Palm Sunday.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

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Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

What did you do for Mothers Day yesterday?

Mothers Day is this upcoming Sunday.

How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What does the emperor have when he goes for a sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday?

Half Life 3 Confirmed!

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What does a Blond do every Sunday?

Swallow Jesus.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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R Jokes More R Jokes

Which of the Three R's does this subreddit like to do the most?

Reuse.

What don't you ever wanna call a black person that begins with the letter n. And ends with the letter r?

Neighbor

Cold Shoulder Jokes More Cold Shoulder Jokes

What do cannibals get when they are late for dinner?

The cold shoulder

What happens to the cannibal who is late to the party?

He gets the cold shoulder.

Football Jokes More Football Jokes

Why do men like football?

Because the biggest priorities in football are also the biggest priorities in every man's life.... Scoring and Ball Security.

How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

Sandal Jokes More Sandal Jokes

What do you call a Frenchman that wears sandals?

Phillipe Floppe Courtesy, my Neuroscience Prof.

What do you call a French man wearing sandals?

Fillipe F'Lop

Reddit Jokes More Reddit Jokes

What's the difference between an old joke and a new one?

Nothing. We're on reddit

What do you call a popular joke on reddit?

Repost

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

Why do only 99.9% of dentists recommend Listerine?

Because the other.1% is too busy out hunting lions

Why is seeing a snow leopard on the hunt almost, but not quite the rarest thing in the world?

A ready predator is pretty rare, but not as rare as a pretty redditor!

Choose Jokes More Choose Jokes

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why does the prosecutor only choose jurors who drive Hummers?

So that there's no chance of a hung jury

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What US state has the most cows?

Moosouri!

What did the cow say to the farmer named Mitch?

Moo Mitch, get out the hay