They go to the moovies
Post on Sundays.
Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.
Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays
Because all the other days are week days.
It saves its sole.
Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.
The cold shoulder
So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.
Payday vs prayday.
Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Neither one delivers on Sunday!
He has Divine Right of way
She went to sea a movie.
Half Life 3 Confirmed!
Neither deliver on Sundays.
He had a Saturday Night Fever
They don't deliver on Sunday
Birds of Pray
Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.
Sunday school.
Because they never make it past the first check, mate.
A Moosical
The horses name was Friday.
Fridays.
Because there's no rest for the wicked.
Decalfinated
This is a bomb in a bull.
You switch sides at half time.
Do you see me in the kitchen discussing dishwashing strategies No. You don't.
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
Close the door! I'm dressing!
Letter G (lethargy)
Because he gets so many letters from dyslexic children.
Garbage.
Because they (some of them) don't have a garbage collector.
