Sunday Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

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What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

What are the strongest days?

Saturday and Sundays. The others are weakdays

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

What are the 7 Irish drinking holidays?

Sunday, Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday.

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

Why does the letter "r" make all the difference between Friday and Sunday?

Payday vs prayday.

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

How are the Oakland Raiders like the mailman?

Neither one delivers on Sunday!

What does the emperor have when he goes for a Sunday drive?

He has Divine Right of way

What did the mermaid do last Sunday night?

She went to sea a movie.

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

Why didn't John Travolta go to church on Sunday?

He had a Saturday Night Fever

What do the post office and the San Francisco 49ers have in common?

They don't deliver on Sunday

What kind of birds go to church every Sunday?

Birds of Pray

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday...the rest are weekdays.

Where did you learn to make ice cream?

Sunday school.

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What do you call a good joke on Reddit?

Unoriginal

What did the Canadian Reddit user say?

Ehhhhh

Day Jokes More Day Jokes

What did the pay phone say when the quarter got stuck inside it?

Money's tight these days!

Why was the blond late on her first day of work?

Because she stopped taking the pill about a month earlier.

Uncle Vernon Jokes More Uncle Vernon Jokes

What does Uncle Vernon from Harry Potter not do on Reddit?

Post on Sundays.

What does Uncle Vernon not do today?

Post.

Garbage Jokes More Garbage Jokes

What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

When is a pig an ecologist?

When he recycles garbage into ham.

Hunt Jokes More Hunt Jokes

What's the difference between golf and Lady Godiva?

One is a hunt on a course.

What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

Weekday Jokes More Weekday Jokes

Why are Saturday and Sunday so strong?

Because the rest are weekdays.

What are the strongest days of the week?

Saturday and Sunday. The rest are weekdays.

Sole Jokes More Sole Jokes

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

How do you hide an elephant in a fridge?

You remove his slippers and open the door. You put him inside. You close the door and take the slippers away.