Sunday school.
I'm sweet on you!
Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving
He just started fiddling with it.
Italians.
Because all the other days are week days.
Palm Sunday.
You tell your mom you're Sikh.