Sunday school.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Because the bus hit him.
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
He had to start from scratch.
Birds of Pray
They go to the moovies
You tell your mom you're Sikh.