Just ice cream
Take two scoops of ice cream a couple of squirts of soda and a small dog.
ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"
Wrong, Batman always wins.   Yes, I do have the sense of humor of a 5 year old.
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
