What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Why is the pool table green?

If you got your balls kicked around, I think you would be green too.

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

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What's an electrical engineers favorite flavor of ice cream?

Shocklate.

Which football team loves ice-cream?

Aston Vanilla!

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What happened to the ghost who couldn't scare?

He had to join a support group since he couldn't handle his boos.

Why did the cat join the Red Cross?

Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit!

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What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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What's a knife's favorite dessert?

Slice cream.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...