What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Lawyers don't think they're funny, and nobody else thinks they're jokes.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What's a knife's favorite dessert?

Slice cream.