What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Previous Random Joke Next
Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

What be a pirate's favorite restaurant?

You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.

Ice Cream Jokes More Ice Cream Jokes

What does M.Night Shyamalan always order when he goes out for ice cream?

A large twist cone.

How many marshmallows does it take to get to the moon?

Purple, there are no bones in ice cream!

Join Jokes More Join Jokes

Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

Reposte Jokes More Reposte Jokes

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

Slice Cream Jokes More Slice Cream Jokes

What's a knife's favorite dessert?

Slice cream.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...