What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

How do babies get out of bellies?

ME: "Look! Ice cream!" *5 min later* 3YO COVERED IN ICE CREAM: "How do babies get out of be---"

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Why did the gamer refuse to join the Boy Scouts?

He hates camping

Why did the Pasta join a dating website?

Because he was cannelloni.

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Why do Fencers avoid posting on reddit?

They are afraid of the Reposte.

Why do Redditors get excited when a tornado rips down miles of fences?

Because there is a lot of reposting to do.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

What's a knife's favorite dessert?

Slice cream.