What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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What did the rich socialite's parrot say?

Polly want a cracker with cavier please!

Why did Muhammad hire Moses to help with his start-up?

He wanted to double his prophets.

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What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

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How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!

What did the Baskin-Robbins manager say to the employee that wanted to date a co-worker?

Don't poop where you scoop.