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What's a reporter's favorite food?

Ice cream because they always want a scoop!

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When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

Who is it?

Police: Police. Me:What do u want Police: To talk. Me: How many r u Police: 2 Me: Talk to each other.

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What did the Ice Cream say to the Birthday Girl?

Go 'head girl, it's sherbert day

What did Jay Z say to Beyonce after having an ice cream shoved up his arse?

I'm feeling a bit sorbet.

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How do you make an elephant float?

A can of coke, a scoop of vanilla ice cream, and an elephant.

How do you make a Gorilla float?

Two scoops of ice cream some club soda and a very tasty Gorilla!