What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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Gotham?

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There's not mushroom in here

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Fish and ships.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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Steeped in mystery!

What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

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The prices were gastronomical...

Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.