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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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Why did the Irishman only want 239 beans in his soup?

Because one more would be too farty.

Why did the Buddhist monk refuse Novocain?

Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.

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When I was your age... When I was your age, before the Internet, there was none of this e-bola. We just had plain bola. And you know what?

We were thankful.

How do you know when a mechanic has a girlfriend?

He has one clean finger.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

How do you make a motherboard?

I asked him. He said, "Tell her about my job."

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When one points and asks his friend, "Is that statue a foot?

To which his friend replies, "No, it's about four and a half feet."

What do you call a child with no friends?

A target

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What do Batman's parents shout when dinners ready?

NOTHING, BECAUSE THEY'RE DEAD.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

What are you planting?

Said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What is Sherlock's favorite season?

Fall...

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Why doesn't your menu list prices?

Waiter: We didn't want to make you sick before the food does.

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."