What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What did the little girl's parents want for Christmas?

A better son.

Why did Fetty Wap chose that as his stage name?

Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.

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Which wrestler do the Gorillas admire most?

Gorilla Monsoon - he knows the ropes!

What's the difference between LinkedIn and McDonald's?

McDonald's knows how to use salt

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What did the Australian grandmaster say to the banker, when asked what he wanted to exchange?

Check, mate!

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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Why is Dr. Frankenstein never lonely?

He's good at making friends.

What did the yogi say to his friends when they asked him to leave?

Nah I'ma stay

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What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

What do you call a Mexican ready-meal?

Dinner for Juan

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

What did Sherrock Holmes say to his partner?

Sedimentary my dear Watson!

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What does Sherlock call his friends?

His Holmies

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

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Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."