What did Sherlock ask his friend when h...

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

Why was the man intently watching the bowl of snickers?

He wanted to see who would have the last laugh. back to work...

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are you reading the last pages of your history book first?

Pupil: I want to know how it ends!

Whenever I get to a restaurant and they say there is a wait I say "do you know who I am?

Because while I wait I like to be introspective

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How the hell did you get a body like that?

He asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."

What's the worst thing about being a Jehovah's witness?

Nobody asks, 'who's there ' when you try and tell a knock knock joke.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he and his friends decided to dress up as famous composers for Halloween?

I'll be Bach

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

Watson Jokes More Watson Jokes

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Sherlock Jokes More Sherlock Jokes

What do you call a Mexican detective?

Sherlock, homes

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

Menu Jokes More Menu Jokes

Why was the gourmet upset when he saw the menu?

The prices were gastronomical...

Whenever a waiter asks, "Do you want to hear about our specials?

Push the menu aside and softly whisper, "I want to hear about you."

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?