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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did the programmer call his ship?

Sea++

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with a fish?

Swimming trunks

What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Why must rabbits never miss dinner?

With out their tea they'd be Rabbis.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.