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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

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What did the fish say when it crashed into a wall?

Damn! (This is my go-to joke that someone told me in highschool like 7 years ago. Felt like sharing it.)

What do you call a German grocery store that carries everything but fish?

Not Sea Food.

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What does Asian Matthew McConaughey want for dinner?

All rice, all rice, all rice

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.