What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

What do you call a fish with no eye?

Disabled.

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What did the snake say when he was offered a piece of cheese for dinner?

Thank you I'll just have a slither.

Why was the cannibal sad at dinner?

Because he got the cold shoulder.

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.