What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

What makes fish smell?

One fine morning in Eden, God was looking for Eve, but couldn't find them. God saw Adam and asked where Eve was? Adam replied, "She's down at the Ocean, taking a bath." "Damn," says God, "now all the fish will smell."

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What's for dinner Dad?

Is it any good?

Why didn't the Native Americans go out to dinner?

They lost their reservations.

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken