What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why was Sean Connery accused of piracy while drinking tea?

He took a ship.

How did Columbus's men sleep on their ships?

With their eyes shut!

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What were Jesus' final words?

So long and thanks for all the fish." Edit: Everyone hates me.

Why did the fisherman decide to go fishing?

For the halibut.

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What is white and disturbes your dinner?

An avalanche.

How do Batman's parents call him to dinner?

They don't they're dead.

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken