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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

What do pirates of the 21st century wear?

An iPadth.

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How do two psychiatrists greet each other?

You are fine, how am I?

How do 2 psychics greet each other?

Hello, how am I " "You're fine, how am I "

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!

What's kraken?

Badum chh)