How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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What do you call a pirate that sells things?

A sailor.

What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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How do you greet a three-headed monster?

Hi, hi, hi.

How do sheep greet each other at Christmas?

A Merry Christmas to ewe

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken