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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

What do you call a pirate that pees on other people?

Rrrrrrrrrrrr Kelly

What has 3 legs and 3 eyes?

Three pirates

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

What sort of aircraft does the Asian pilot who loves to greet people fly?

A herrocopter

How do two lawyers greet each other?

With a firm handshake.

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Kraken Jokes More Kraken Jokes

What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken