How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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Pirate Jokes More Pirate Jokes

How does the Pirate watch his movie?

He PIRATES them off line. (Or torrents them off Pirates Bay) =)

How much do pirates pay for corn?

A buck an ear!

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do you greet the cold horse across the fence?

Howdy Neigh - Brr Made up by my 4 year old son.

How do genetically engineered car salesmen from Boston greet their customers?

Hey, gattaca? GATTACA?

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Kraken Jokes More Kraken Jokes

What's kraken?

Badum chh)

What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid?

What's Kraken!