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How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken

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What did the pirate say after he pulled a steering wheel out of his pants?

It's driving me nuts!

Why did the black guy get mad at the pirate?

He dropped the hard 'arrrrrr.'

Greet Jokes More Greet Jokes

How do Mexicans greet Dr. Seuss?

Jesus!

What did the German baker say to greet his customers?

Gluten tag!

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Kraken Jokes More Kraken Jokes

What's kraken?

Badum chh)

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken