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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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How you turn a washer into a snow blower?

Hand her a shovel

Why did the stoplight turn red?

Well, you would too, if you had to change in front of that many people!

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Why are gold fish orange?

The water makes them rusty!

What did water say when ice farted?

Ice melt it.

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.

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What does an alcoholic do when he is out of beer?

Wine

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What would happen if Russia ran out of vodka?

Well, my dear reddit, in nature there is law of conservation of matter. Therefore, if the vodka disappeared somewhere, it would appear somewhere else. And then there would be Russia.

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.