What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What color does your skin turn when you pour molten gold onto it?

Au-burn

How do you turn soup to gold?

Add 24 carrots

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How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

Who poisoned the waters in the 2016 Olympics?

It was I, **RIO**!!!

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What would Jesus's favorite gun be?

A nail gun

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What was the old lady's favourite type of wine?

Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

What kind of wine causes the most accidents?

Shartonnay

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What do you call an Arnold Palmer with vodka?

A John Daly

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!