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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Turn Jokes More Turn Jokes

Why did the lemon turn green?

Because he had lime disease

Why is Nicolas Cage's radio so loud?

He doesn't know how to turn things down

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why don't white supremacist drink the water in Central America?

Because it's Nicaragua

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

How did Jesus get so fit?

He did lots of cross fit

Wine Jokes More Wine Jokes

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

What kind of wine does ISIS drink?

White Infidel.

Vodka Jokes More Vodka Jokes

How do Russian sprinters train?

They put a bottle of vodka 100 meters away from them.

What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

Student Loan Jokes More Student Loan Jokes

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Big Deal Jokes More Big Deal Jokes

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!

Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.