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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why do receipts need to be 75 feet long?

I reach into my pocket thinking I have a wad of cash, turns out I just bought a soda earlier.

What do eskimos do when it gets cold?

They go into their igloos and sit around a candle. What do they do when it gets even colder They turn on the candle.

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What's the Russian word for water?

Vodka

What body of water separates Italy from the word 'goodbye'?

River Derci. Sorry.

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What did Jesus say to Peter?

Hebrew

Why doesn't Jesus like M&M's?

Because they fall through his hands.

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Why doesn't Marty Mcfly drink wine?

Too many Tannens.

Where do you store your wine?

In the cabernet

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What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

What did the bartender day to the man who was drinking his vodka to fast?

Stop "Russian"

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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Why are we making such a big deal about the wheels on the bus going round and round?

They're wheels.

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...