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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Om-lit

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He knew better than to drink and derive.

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!