What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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You turn me on.

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Big Voss.

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What was Jesus doing on Holy Saturday?

Just chilling.

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Why don't you ever take me to Florida " Courtesy of my Nana.

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Shartonnay

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Stop "Russian"

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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They're wheels.

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It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.