What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What did pirate say when he turned 80?

AYE MATEY

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What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

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It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.

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They're wheels.