What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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Why does everyone hate me?

I texted with the clicky keyboard sound turned on.

What do you say to a soldier who doesn't turn up for Camouflage training?

Well done.

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What do you call an unambiguous body of water?

The Specific Ocean

How do you keep water warn in the winter?

Have it wear an aqua-fur.

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Why does Jesus hate M&Ms?

They keep falling through his hands.

What did the atheist say when he saw Jesus?

I can't believe this. What did he tell his atheist friend? You won't believe this.

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What do you call a wine loving horse?

Chardon-neigh.

What's in the bottle?

Me: "It's water." Cop: "This is wine." Me: "What! That Jesus! He did it again!"

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What's a Jedi's favorite brand of vodka?

Skyy. Only Sith deal in Absolut.

What is the difference between homeless and vodka?

Vodka does not freeze

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

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What's the big deal about jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

How many Hipsters does it take to change a light bulb?

It's this really obscure number. You've probably never even heard of it. No big deal.