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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why don't pirates drive on mountain roads?

Scurvy

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why is Jesus so rich?

Because Jesus saves.

What do Jesus and Muhammad have in common?

They both nailed a 2x4.

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is that son of yours doing these days?

2nd Monster: He's at medical school. 1st Monster: Oh what's he studying 2nd Monster: Nothing they're studying him!

What did the son corn say to the mama corn?

Where's pop corn

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

Why did the cyclops quit teaching?

He had only one pupil.

Why was Albert Einstein's dad afraid to teach him vowels?

Because everytime he tried, he kept owing his son money!