What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Why did the snail draw an "S" on the side of his car?

So that when he drove by people could say, "Look at that escargot!"

Why does the philosopher have an automatic car..?

Because he Kant drive Immanuel.

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Why did Jesus drink wine at the last supper?

Because in 3 days, he would be a raisin

Why did Jesus run off the airplane?

He didn't like the Pilate

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What did the Hispanic chef say when he went down on his girlfriend?

Umami!

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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What did the buffalo say when dropping off his son at college?

Bison.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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What does a cannibal call a skateboarder?

Meals on wheels.

What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What did the lions say to his cubs when he taught them to hunt?

Don't go over the road till you see the zebra crossing.'

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!