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What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

When are you going to learn to drive?

I don't think they feel very safe in my taxi.

Why do you Americans drive on the wrong side of the road?

I told him, "Dude, we literally drive on the right side."

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What would Burger Kings slogan be if Jesus founded it?

Have it Yahweh

What's the big deal about Jesus turning water into wine?

I turned MY student loans into vodka...

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

What did the Hispanic fireman name his two twin sons?

Jose and Hose B

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the Mexican firefighter call his son??

Jose

What was the question?

Son: "Who's farted"

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

What happened when fire and the wheel were invented?

People got lit and turnt.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What is the formula for water?

Student: H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O. Teacher: That's not what I taught you. Student: But you said the formula for water was...H to O.

What does an unfunny person tell a salad?

Teach me senpai!