What do Hispanic parents say to teach their son to drive?

Jesus, take the wheel!

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What car do polite cowboys drive?

Audi!

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What was Jesus favorite games?

Hangman and lacrosse

Hispanic Jokes More Hispanic Jokes

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What did the buffalo say to his son when he dropped him off at college?

Bi-son

Where did our son go?

What son *Dad cries with joy

Wheel Jokes More Wheel Jokes

What did the car say when it's front wheels were stolen?

I don't want to go anywhere. I'm two tired.

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

Teach Jokes More Teach Jokes

What do you call a person who teaches you the art of farting?

A tooter

What about breakfast teaches us the difference between "interested" and "committed"?

In a ham and egg sandwich, the chicken had an interest, but the pig is committed.