It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
Q: What's the difference between democracy and feudalism A: In democracy, your vote counts. In feudalism, your Count votes.
The bomb vest actually does something when triggered.
They both look good hanging from trees
A singer
To make sure his cross fit.
Because he was crossed.
Make sure you get my Gouda side!
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
I haven't a clous.
It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting.
