What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?

It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi?

People in Dubai don't watch the Flinstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

What's the difference between a skeptic and a conspiracy theorist?

You wouldn't believe me if I told you.

Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why did the bat miss the bus?

Because he hung around for too long.

What did the surfer say to David Carradine?

Hang tight

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

What did Jesus say after he healed the blind man?

Made you look!

Why did Jesus take three days to resurrect after dying on the cross?

Because the date wasn't nailed down.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

What do you get when you cross a camera with a mirror?

A camera that takes pictures of itself.

Who's there! Cameron! Cameron who?

Cameron film are needed to take pictures!

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why did Carrie Fisher enjoy doing her one-woman show?

Because she nailed that Solo.

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang