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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What's the difference between a refreshing beverage and an angry dragon?

One hits the spot...

What's the difference between Bernie Sanders and a free lunch?

Bernie Sanders exists.

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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why is Jesus happy people hang pictures of him?

It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.

How is Jesus different from other carpenters?

Unlike other carpenters, Jesus may actually return one day

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Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

Why is Jesus bad at hockey?

He always gets nailed to the boards.

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What does supervillain Black Man need to do to escape the crime scene?

Turn off all the lights.

How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.