What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS?

Nothing.

What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa?

Santa knows to stop after three Ho's.

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What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What did Jesus say to the flock of sheep?

I herd that.

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How do we know Jesus wasn't good with the ladies?

He only got nailed once

What's the hardest part about making a manicure joke?

You really have to nail it

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What kind of tools do I need to make a cake?

Him: The fact that you're calling ingredients tools means u shouldnt be in charge of this.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.