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What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between an apple?

A bike because a vest has no sleeves.

What is the difference between a dog and a mailbox?

If you don't know you must lose a lot of mail.

Portrait Jokes More Portrait Jokes

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

What did the artist ask Shakespeare when he was sketching his portrait?

2B or not 2B?

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

What is Jesus' favorite video game on earth?

I am bread.

Nail Jokes More Nail Jokes

Why didn't Jesus like to play hockey?

He didn't like getting nailed to the boards.

What's the difference between Jesus and his portrait?

His portrait only need one nail

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

Why did the sauce need a night light?

Because he was alfredo the dark!