It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
A Shatbook.
To remind them why there's no money in it
Topical meme.
You get the picture.
I've been framed.
Because it was framed
Tenplates
Photosynthesis!
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
A MUGshot.
Independent
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Because the owner will tell you
It was framed.
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
JPEG
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Make sure you get my Gouda side!
Cell shading.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A Cellfie
Shellfies
But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
A Snapping Turtle
Because I have pictures of you with a goat
Because attachments are forbidden.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
With his North Pole-aroid.
Because he was a Tidal exclusive.
There aren't any pictures.
So she could use it as a mirror.
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Bad cam'ra
By witchful thinking.
Easel-y.
Shellfies!
A shell-fie
All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip
SELFie
Didn't you know you were taking the picture?
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
Frodo-genic
Shelfies.
Cause horses are rubbish at drawing
And why does he keep drawing pictures of my parents fighting
I read some jokes from this sub to my Asian co-worker and she wanted me to ask if you guys have some good Asian jokes to help us get through the rest of the work day.
In christianity, one guy died for all the others.
The Bartender says, "For you No charge."
Because jokes don't make people laugh, people make people laugh.
Tickle it in the middle and see which end laughs!
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
A wharfanage
People are dying to get in.
I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.
One's organized.
The sun exists.
He wanted to check his e-mail.
So they can hide in strawberry patches.
