It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
A Shatbook.
To remind them why there's no money in it
Topical meme.
You get the picture.
I've been framed.
Because it was framed
Tenplates
Photosynthesis!
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
A MUGshot.
Independent
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Because the owner will tell you
It was framed.
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
JPEG
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Make sure you get my Gouda side!
Cell shading.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A Cellfie
Shellfies
But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
A Snapping Turtle
Because I have pictures of you with a goat
Because attachments are forbidden.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
With his North Pole-aroid.
Because he was a Tidal exclusive.
There aren't any pictures.
So she could use it as a mirror.
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Bad cam'ra
By witchful thinking.
Easel-y.
Shellfies!
A shell-fie
All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip
SELFie
Didn't you know you were taking the picture?
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
Frodo-genic
Shelfies.
Dood
A dungalow
I don't know but that reminds me of a similar joke my uncle used to tell...
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.
Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.
They needed better anchor management.
Deadskins.
Hay bail.
Because he was in-a-cent!
I want some raspberries, not the tears of Jesus.
He was well hung and super into cross fitting!
Because they're raster graphic images.
Because they hang around the fungi.
The drummer.
