It only takes one nail to hang up the picture.
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
A Shatbook.
To remind them why there's no money in it
Topical meme.
You get the picture.
I've been framed.
Because it was framed
Tenplates
Photosynthesis!
It only takes one nail to put him on a wall.
Because the pictures were way to shaky......
A MUGshot.
Independent
2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
Because the owner will tell you
It was framed.
Nophiltrum
Six. One to change it, one to take pictures and four to make t-shirts for the event.
JPEG
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Because the tower is an Eiffel.
The French word for "cheese" is "fromage".
Make sure you get my Gouda side!
Cell shading.
Q. They think their picture is being taken.
A Cellfie
Shellfies
But "Why does the world need another picture of you " #instagramnotworking
A Snapping Turtle
Because I have pictures of you with a goat
Waiter: The cheesebur- Me: WRONG! *points to the picture I drew on it of Ironman fighting Darth Vader*
Because attachments are forbidden.
He was in charge of refresh mints.
I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*
A camera that takes pictures of itself.
With his North Pole-aroid.
Because he was a Tidal exclusive.
There aren't any pictures.
So she could use it as a mirror.
I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip
They always turn out blurry from him shaking them.
Bad cam'ra
By witchful thinking.
Easel-y.
Shellfies!
A shell-fie
All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip
Just kidding, I ran over it.
SELFie
Didn't you know you were taking the picture
A. Because, they think they are having their picture taken.
The picture doesn't scream when you hang it.
Frodo-genic
Shelfies.
Nail its other hand to the floor.
A divorce jar. Every time we fight you put a dollar in and I'm a little bit closer to freedom. *puts in dollar* "WTH!!"
Because they fight knights!
It chips.
Because there's no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise.
You remind me of someone
The man with the power." - "What power " - "The power of Hoodoo." - "Who do " - "You do." - "Do what " - "Remind me of a man."
In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.
Nothing! This is real life.
A laughing cow..
A test tickle.
Both can make 70,000 people stand up and shout "JESUS CHRIST!"
Holy
Dead walkers
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.
