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Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

Why can't you email a picture to a jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners of the monastery?

Because they have no attachments.

Why couldn't the Buddhist monk send his mother a birthday card via email?

He had no attachments.