Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

Picture Jokes More Picture Jokes

Where do I see myself in ten years?

I don't know. Let me think. *pictures self riding jet ski made of bones through space*

What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

What is the difference between a sociopath and a buddhist?

A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............