They remove all attachments.
Make me one with everything
Because they don't have attachments!
Because doing so would be incense-itive!
Om's Law.
A small Buddhist.
Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
Nah. I'ma stay.
One with everything
I literally chant even...
Ommm' lettes!
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Presence.
Because they have no attachments.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
Om-bre
He had no attachments.
Ohmmmmmm............
No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
With zen diagrams!
Bad cam'ra
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Make me one with everything*
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
Swimming trunks
Because curiousity was on the other side
Because attachments are forbidden.
Because attachments are not allowed.
Just one, because in France one egg is un oeuf.
Omelette
The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"
The boy responds "Because he closes his eyes when he kisses me."
In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.
None, they just watch it burn out and follow it around for 30 years.
The X-Men
He hates camping
Oh, so it has its ups and downs.
The observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"
