They remove all attachments.
Make me one with everything
Because they don't have attachments!
Because doing so would be incense-itive!
Om's Law.
A small Buddhist.
Three - one to change it, one to not-change it and one to both change-and not-change it.
Because he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.
They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.
Nah. I'ma stay.
One with everything
I literally chant even...
Ommm' lettes!
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
Presence.
Because they have no attachments.
A sociopath sees people as things a buddhist sees things as people.
Om-bre
He had no attachments.
Ohmmmmmm............
No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.
He wanted to transcend dental medication.
With zen diagrams!
Bad cam'ra
Enlightenmint! More Gum Jokes!
Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.
Make me one with everything*
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
Because they don't believe in higher powers.
They take so long that some people don't believe they don't work.
We can still be brother and sister.
Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks
Hulk ash!
He bit into his flat bread before it was cool!
Make me one with everything.
Bombs
Because most of them still believe in Justin Trudeau
And the doctor replies, "Because I'm examining you!"
We simply reply......Chuck Norris
Because they can't put their finger on it.
There's only like 7 things in life easier than cutting up fruit and one of them is farting.
A urinal cake.
The specific ocean.
