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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why were the people in twin towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni pizza but all they got was plane

How would you order a Subway footlong in metric countries where they don't have feet?

By crawling to the counter " GET OUT

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Why don't Buddhists have Instagram?

They don't believe in the concept of a selfie.

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

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What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns