What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

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Hop rods.

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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

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What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.