What did the Buddhist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything

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Why did the buddhist refuse novocaine when he went to get a tooth pulled?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

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What does a Buddhist order from a hotdogs vendor?

One with everything

What did the Zen Buddist say to the hotdog vendor?

Make me one with everything.