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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why were the people in the Twin Towers disappointed on 9/11?

They ordered 2 pepperoni pizzas, but all they got were 2 large plains.

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Why didn't the Buddhist monk vacuum under his couch?

He had no attachments.

Why can't Buddhists vacuum in corners?

Because they don't have attachments!

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What did the Buddhist monk say to the pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns