What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Why were the twin towers sad?

They ordered pepperoni but got plain.

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How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

Why did the Buddhist refuse Novocaine?

He wanted to transcend dental medication.

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What do Buddhist monks have for breakfast?

Ommm' lettes!

How do Buddhist monks compare interests?

With zen diagrams!

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What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns

What's Jared's favorite ingredient for his Subway sandwiches?

Extra virgin oil