What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

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I go to the tallest tower in my city. Call up a pizza place and order two large planes.

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Who ordered the two jumbos?!

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I literally chant even...

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Make me one with everything.

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What does a Buddhist monk say when ordering a subway sandwich?

Make me one with everything*

What's the best part about Subway sandwiches?

The tiny little buns