What do you get if you cross a snake and a hotdog?

A fangfurter!sna

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What do you get when you cross the ocean with a Train Station?

A Whale Way

What do you get if you cross Santa with a detective?

Santa Clues. Credit: Curious: The Tourist's Guide

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

What song to snakes like to sing?

Viva Aspana!

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Why do Chinese people love NY?

Because they heard we sell hotdogs for $0.75 each.

What did the butcher say when he handed his customer an empty pack of hotdogs on Halloween?

Happy halloweenie

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What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna

Why did the two boa constrictors get married?

Because they had a crush on each other!sna