What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What do nuns use for skincare?

Extra virgin oil.

What Joe?

Biden: What color should the lion be Yellow. Biden: I'm using green. *giggles*

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How do you build a boat?

Well Im not sure, but I do Noah guy.

What do you call it when a hedge fund manager loses his job to a Watson inspired AI built by IBM?

It doesn't matter. We'll all be laughing too hard to care.

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What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What snakes are good at sums?

Adders!

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What is your favorite joke about women?

Q: Why don't women wear watches? A: Because there is a clock on the stove.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.