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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why did Helen Keller play the piano with one hand?

Because she used the other to sing

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What's the difference between the foundation of a building and the average Redittor?

The foundation's been laid.

How does a penguin build it’s house?

Igloos it together.

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What do you call a snake that tells bad jokes?

A corn snake

Why wouldn't the snake go on the weighing maching?

Because he had his own scales!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.