What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

Why doesn't anyone in insert nations capital use the toilet in the morning?

So they have something to do at night.

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What does a musician use to build a house?

A tuba-four

Why is one floor taller than the rest of the floors in the building?

It's a long story.

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What does a sheep, a drum, and a snake all say when falling off of a cliff?

Baa-Dum-Sss

What did the snake say when another asked him the time?

Don't asp me!

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When do clocks die?

When their time is up.

Why did the parasite listen to the clock?

Because it liked the tick talk.