What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

How do you spell "we" with two letters without using the letters W and E?

U and I.

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What's it called when Hobbits build houses for other Hobbits?

Hobbitat for Humanity

What do Bernie Sanders and the Statue of Liberty have in common?

Common people sent both of them pennies to help build a foundation for liberty.

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What kind of snake is good at math?

An adder.

What did the snake say when offered a piece of cheese?

Thanks I'll just have a sliver!

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Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!