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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why did the nurse always insist on using the rectal thermometer to obtain temperatures?

Because nurses are taught in nursing school to always look for her patient's best side.

Where in the world is Carmen Sandiego?

Is just not as challenging since she started using foursquare.

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Why did they build a shrine to Karl Marx in Japan?

Because he was a kami!

What went wrong in the Challenger launch?

NASA: have you ever built a space ship Reporter: well no bu- NASA: it's really hard

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What do snakes take for their sniffles?

Antihissssstamines!

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

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Why did Ahmed take his clock to school?

He wanted to see time fly

Why did the girl spray her clock?

It was full of ticks.