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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

Why has no one invented a device where I can move myself around from place to place while lying in a hammock?

I remember when we used to make stuff in this lazy country!

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What did the physicist say to the man about to jump off a building?

Don't do it! You have so much potential!

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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Why shouldn't you bowl against a snake?

Because snakes make lots of strikes.

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

Why do grandparents have so many clocks?

So they won't run out of time