What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

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Why did the prison board decide to build the new prison out of concrete?

The old one was made of steal.

What do you call it when you build a second portal on Minecraft?

Anether(another) Nether

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What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell?

Addercadabra and abradacobra!

What do snakes take to combat their allergies?

Anti-hissss-tamines!

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Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds!