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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Why is it more expensive to use air pumps nowadays?

Inflation

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Why do people keep building so many new mausoleums?

Because people are dying to get in.

Why did the Mexican push his wife off the building?

Te-quil-a

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What do snakes write on the bottom of their letters?

With love and hisses.

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

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Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time