What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What will you be using the money for?

Me: "A divorce lawyer."

Why did the architect take so long to get started on his church blueprints?

He couldn't decide what font to use.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

Why did the man build his house out of a tree instead of bricks?

Because he thought it wood look better!

When does a black person goes to school?

When it's being built!

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why shouldn't you have coffee while on the clock?

Because that would be "grounds" for termination!

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.