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What do snakes use to build clocks?

Metal Gears

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do they call the 3 musketeers.. musketeers?

Not one of them uses a musket =(justsayian

What do you call people who use the "pull out" method for contraception?

Parents.

Build Jokes More Build Jokes

How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.

Snake Jokes More Snake Jokes

What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why couldn't the clock be kept in jail?

Because time was always running out.

How can you tell if a clock is hungry?

It goes back for seconds