Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call a starving robot from space?

A C3POpian

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

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Why did Napoleon return from exile?

He needed more Elba room.

Why is PBS asking me for money?

If I had money I wouldn't need to pretend crow migration habits are good entertainment.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!