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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

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Why are men better cooks?

They only need 2 eggs n 1 sausage to keep a girl full for 9 months

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.