Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

How much space is left in EU?

1 GB

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What do you need to drink out of a fruit?

A STRAWberry....I'll go...

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

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Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a