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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What does Star Trek's Dr Bones McCoy say before he performs brain surgery on a blonde?

Space. The final frontier..........

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Where the hell are you going with those balloons?

4yr: I need to wee! Me: With balloons! 4yr: Its so much fun to wee with balloons

Why did a lightbulb in the candy store go out?

It needed to get it's fill o' mint.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What hangs at a man's thigh and wants to poke holes that it's often poked before?

A key.

What's the key to a good joke?

Timing.