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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call an ant in space?

Cosmonants & Astronants!

How can you tell if a hamburger was grilled in space?

It's a little meteor.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What Does A Chinese Man Need When Taking his Dog Out?

Oven mitts.

How much of a raise do you need to get the job done?

About five gallons of gasoline," I replied.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Who does a Jedi call when he forgets his keys?

A LockSith.