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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

What do you call the runs in space?

The floats

Why are children's birthday parties never held in outer space?

Because I hear that in space there is no ice-cream.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What's Wayne Static's relationship with drugs?

I SEE IT!** ooooohh **I NEED IT!**(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Ps0MfBG5-Uo#t=1m24s)

What is the difference between a painting and Jesus?

A painting only need one nail to hang

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What is the key to being a successful and lucrative locksmith?

There isn't one.

What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle