Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

What do you call a cashew in space?

An astronut.

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What does a bartender give you when you need the feeling of a strong drink, but you're not allowed ton consume alcohol?

Xanax since he's a Bartender

How many survivors of nuclear war does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.

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Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

Who's there! Chicken! Chicken who?

Chicken your pockets - I think your keys are there!s