Why did the left alt key and the right alt key break up?

They needed some space.

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Space Jokes More Space Jokes

Why did Mickey Mouse take a trip into space?

He wanted to find Pluto!

What do you call peanuts in space?

Astronuts!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.

Why did the guitarist keep his condoms in his guitar case?

He only needed them after he'd opened it.

Key Jokes More Key Jokes

What's the the key to telling an ISIS joke?

The execution.

Why did the musician hate getting drunk?

He always had treble finding his keys!