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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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How many feminists do you need to replace a lightbulb?

Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.

Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

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What do you call an ant that's walking in perfect form?

An informant

Where do ants go for their holidays?

Frants!

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Who fills in for the president of Russia when he's on leave?

Deputin

How do make a Kia twice as valuable?

Fill up the tank

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

How many ants can you fit inside an apartment?

Ten-ants!