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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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Why couldn't Ron Weasley make a Horcrux?

Because you need a soul for that.

Why do you need all this syrup?

The government worker says: "That's mollasified."

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What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes

Why aren't ants going to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

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Why can't an angle lease an apartment alone?

Because he has to cosign

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10. It requires tenants to own an apartment.