How many ants are needed to fill an apartment?

Ten-ants

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What are some good fruit jokes?

My friend is doing a video project for school and needs fruit jokes.

What type of pants do you need to start a car?

Cargo pants

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What did the aardvark say to Noah?

What do you mean you only brought two ants!

How do you sort out Ant and Dec?

Squash one and deal with the other later.

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What's an accountant's idea of trashing his hotel room?

Refusing to fill out the guest comment card.

Why did cavemen drag their women by the hair?

Cause if you dragged them by the feet, they'd fill up with dirt.

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How many ants does it take to fill an apartment?

Ten ants (Tenants)

What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment?

A flat fish!