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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side.

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How many Elvis impersonators does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One for the money, two for the show.

How many lead guitarists does it take to change lightbulb?

One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.

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How many line dance instructors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!

How many Apple executives does it take to change a light bulb?

They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.

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How many alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

How does an Alzheimer's patient celebrate New Years?

Kissing strangers.