How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb?

Two, but they have to be very small.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

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Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.

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None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

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What can I get ya?

And in a very raspy voice the fish says, "WATER"

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

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How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!