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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How did the hipster burn his fingertips?

He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't change it. They just watch it burn out, then follow it around for another 15 years.

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Well, first off, it's called a lamp...

How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb?

Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Fish.

How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish