How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?

Two. One to get up on his high horse and another to chastise the first about oppressing horses.

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What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam

What do you get if you cross a salmon a bird's leg and a hand?

Birdsthigh fish fingers!

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.