How many surrealists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Fish

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How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

How many Mizzou students does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Whys the lightbulb got to be white!*

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How many monkeys does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Monkeys screw in trees.

How many performance artists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I don't know either, I walked out early too.

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What do you call a fish without eyes?

A FSSSSSHHHH

How do fish lose weight?

They Swim-fast.

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish