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How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb?

A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

To get to the other side!

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How many teenagers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It takes 1 to screw it in, and 99 to tweet about it.

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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What do you get if you ask a bear to spare some of his salmon?

The Bear Glare.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How many surrealists does it take to change a lightbulb?

A fish

How many surrealist does it take to change a lightbulb?

Fish