What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What did Shakespeare say when his dog messed up the carpet?

Out, damned spot! Out, I say!"*

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

What do Pink Floyd and Dale Earnhardt Sr have in common?

Each of their last big hits was the wall.

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What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did one fish say to the other?

Keep your mouth shut and you'll never get caught.

What do you call a fish who went to medical school?

A sTurgeon