What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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How are an alcoholic and necrophiliac similar?

Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.

Why did the toilet paper stop crossing the road?

It got stuck in a crack.

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What do you call a digital video recorder that cuts down trees and builds dams?

A bvr

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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How's the oil industry doing these days?

It's in the tank.

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.