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What did the fish say when it hit the wall?

Dam.

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Damn Jokes More Damn Jokes

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

The second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What's USSR favourite Pink Floyd's Album?

The Wall. pls don't pitchfork me

Who smashed a hole through the wall?

Everyone in the office stares at me, even the Kool-Aid man

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What did the homeless men yell when they hit each other with cardboard?

Pillow fight!

What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish in a hurry?

Salman Rushdie.

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.