What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What does a fish say when it hits a concrete wall?

Dam.

Why was the beaver homeless?

He just couldn't give a dam.

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What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?

Do you know how to drive this thing

What do you get when you put two Beta Fish in the same tank?

One Alpha Fish.