It got stuck in a crack.
An asphalt
They both like to crack open a cold one
Stop cracking your NaCles.
It cracked.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
They meet up and crack each other up.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
They both like to crack open a cold one.
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
They crack jokes.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
Dam-it!
To carry his library card.
Nutty Marietta!
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
They wanted to see it crack up!
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
A guide to aging.
He cracks up
Because it cracked itself up.
They crack up
Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
Fell through the cracks.
He cracked up.
Because they're both cracked!
You crack it up.
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
Because they crack under pressure.
Because they would crack each other up.
WANNA RIDE BIKES?
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
It's morphine time!
Quack.
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
With dog diskettes!
Mourning wood.
It had a terminal illness.
Edward Snowed In
A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.
Take away his credit card.
Backwards.
Two. One to hold the bulb, and one to drink until the room starts spinning.
Because they are always losing pounds.
Brexit
