They don't like getting sand in their crack.
It got stuck in a crack.
An asphalt
Necrophilia.
One of them makes crack while the other just markets it.
Crack rock
Back on crack
Because the Disc was cracked
A rockin' roller.
Stop cracking your NaCles.
It cracked.
It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.
They meet up and crack each other up.
The ice might crack up! I use this at the beginning of conversations... it's a reall ice breaker.
It depends on how much crack he can produce.
An egg gets laid before it cracks.
A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.
It must have fallen through a crack.
Because the egg cracked a yolk.
Crack Rock.
Crack-a-lacking
Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.
The urge to crack open a cold one
Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.
Not much, but you can't help but crack a smile when see some tumbling down the stairs.
Because he wasn't all he was *cracked up* to be.
They crack jokes.
Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.
They're always cracking in-ya-windows!
I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me
Dam-it!
To carry his library card.
Nutty Marietta!
Both enjoy cracking open a cold one.
A.When we see your face we both crack up!
You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "
They both love to crack open a cold one.
Ctrl+v.
They wanted to see it crack up!
Because they crack themselves up!
Because if they lived by the Bay, they would be bagels! Honestly this cracked me up when I first heard it.
He was addicted to crack.
None. It fell down the stairs.
It's all instant gratification. It's the crack of cleaning.
A guide to aging.
He cracks up
Because it cracked itself up.
They crack up
Thesaurus Rex! omg, I crack myself up! Skip
Because his 'I' was all jacked up.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!
Fell through the cracks.
He cracked up.
Oh no, my ice cracked!
Because they're both cracked!
You crack it up.
A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.
Reddit! Courtesy of my 32 year old boyfriend. He cracks himself up.
Because they crack under pressure.
Because they would crack each other up.
Burns me up!
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
Even if it is cold it's still good.
Nothing, it simply waved.
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
The kind that has multi ply's.
Scissor me timbers!
Cause she got a D
Because they are always losing pounds.
A humburger.
Because they're both steaming and wet when you enter and they don't mind if you bring friends.
Scares their dogs.
I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.
Walmart!
