Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Who came first, the chicken or the egg?

They came together, it was a perfect lay.

How do the Muslims like their eggs cooked?

Sunni side up. I know this is a Shiite joke.

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What do you call someone addicted to both crack and weed?

A rockin' roller.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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Why don't people tell Chemistry jokes?

Because they never get a reaction.

How do you tell when the Chinese move to town?

When the Mexicans get car insurance.

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Where did the joke wait to get a drink?

The punch line...

What does Mrs. Pancake say when you compliment her on her weight?

Thank you, I'm flattened! I made this joke up on my drive home and am very proud of it. You monkeys better find it funny!