Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!

What does an egg say when its "turnt up"?

Omlet!

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

How can you tell if a bee is on the phone?

You get a buzzy signal.

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What's the best things about Anti-Jokes?

They have a large following!

How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday?

Tell her a joke on Wednesday!