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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What does an egg say to another egg?

Nothing, eggs can't talk.

What happened to the egg and his girlfriend?

They broke up.

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What is the philosophy of a necrophiliac?

Sit back, relax and crack open a cold one

What do you call someone who failed rehab?

Back on crack

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Why did the lady stare at the orange juice?

Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!

What do you do with percussionists that lose one of their drumsticks?

Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!

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What joke has recieved the most upvotes on Reddit?

Redditors.

What did the boulder say to the other boulder?

I rock. You Rock. We Rock. Disclaimer: This joke was made during a 6 hour road trip with the family. My only scenery was rocks.