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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What does an egg say when it's drunk?

Omelette

What's a priest on an egg called?

A brother

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Why didn't Toronto's mayor tell us earlier about his drug use?

It must have fallen through a crack.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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How can you tell when you are talking to an extroverted engineer?

They look at your feet instead of theirs.

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

What form of humor is nonexistent in black culture?

Dad jokes