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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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What did the eggs say when the cops showed up?

Everybody scramble!

What does an egg say at a party?

Omelette

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What did the fish scream when its tank cracked?

Dam-it!

Why is the Liberty Bell like a dropped Easter egg?

Because they're both cracked!

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How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

What's the most stupid part about telling a rude joke on Reddit?

Offensive)

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What do frogs say that surf the internet?

Reddit reddit.. First joke i thought of.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes