Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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How does Kim Kardashian like her eggs?

Over-Yeezy.

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

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How do you make a peanut laugh?

You crack it up.

Why did the kids tell jokes to the mirror?

They wanted to see it crack up!

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What did the Spanish guidance counselor tell his students?

You have to have gooooooaaaaaaaaallllllllllllllllssssssssss!!!!!

Why can't you tell puns to a kleptomaniac?

Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)

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What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

Why can you never get caught with a 0 in math?

Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...