Why don't eggs tell jokes?

Because they would crack each other up.

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Why is an egg like a young horse?

Because it can't be used until it's broken!

Why do hens lay eggs?

If they dropped them they'd break

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What's the difference between a crackhead and a John?

A crackhead buys crack so he can put it into his pipe and burn it. A John pays so that he can put his pipe into a crack that might burn him.

Which operetta makes the Gorilla crack up?

Nutty Marietta!

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What do you call a funny hill?

Hilarious... My little sister told me this and I wasn't expecting it at all.:

What is Checkmate?

You tell your Wife, "I saw a lady, looked exactly like you" Wife asks, "WAS SHE BEAUTIFUL?" You cant say 'NO' You cant say 'YES' That is Checkmate!

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What will they ask Jared of Subway in the prison shower?

Do you want a 6 or a 12 inch one?' I heard this joke on Bill Burr's podcast.

What's the difference between Batman's parents and jokes about Batman's parents?

Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.