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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

What do members of secret societies use when they get a head cold?

An Illumi-neti pot

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

Why did your sister refuse the gift of a Japanese car?

Because she'd never be able to learn the language

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.