Why do spies never use capitalization?

Where are the raisins today?

A student used to give his teacher some raisins everyday. He kept giving them for 3 months straight. Then one day he did not give raisins to his teacher. And his teacher asked him "Where are the raisins today?", and the boy said "My rabbit died."

What kind of guns do bees use?

BeeBee guns

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Why type of lightning likes to play sports?

Ball lightning

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How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

How to tell an Irishman from a Scotsman on St. Patrick's Day?

One wants to stay drunk all the time and the other doesn't want to pay the tab.

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What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

What do spies say in bed?

Shh I'm undercovers

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What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.