Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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He used the Cross Walk.

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Because he was using fowl language!

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It doesn't like Cats.

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Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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Capitalization.

Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.