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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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What type of board will you be riding?

Jesus: looks at feet They're using boards

What does RoboCop use for fuel?

Petroleum

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the Frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What do you call a bear that likes men when it's happy and women when it's sad?

A Bipolar Bear

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How do Catholic Church priests stay healthy?

They exorcise.

How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.