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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity

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How do you like your job testing push-up bras?

The other woman replies, "It has its perks."

Why don't I like trees?

They look kinda shady to me

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Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, agnostic and an insomniac?

A person who stays up all night contemplating the existence of dog.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.

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Why do spies never use capitalization?

They like to stay low-key.

What's the difference between r/showerthoughts and Jaden Smith's twitter?

Capitalization.