What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why didn't the dog play cards on his ocean cruise?

Because the captain stood on the deck.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac with an agnostic and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up at night, wondering if there's a dog.

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Why did the chicken cross the basketball court?

Because the ref was blowing a foul.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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What do you call two guys on a pair of curtains?

Kurt n Rod.

What did the woman say to the guy in Naval intelligence?

You really have a smart uniform.

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Why will you never see a stag on the internet?

They like to stay anony-moose

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

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How do philosophers shave off their beards?

Occam's razor

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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What do you say when you wake up in the middle of the night and your TV is floating?

Man, wall mounts are awesome.

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head?

A tiger moth!

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night, wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog