What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you call a dog with no legs and metal balls?

Sparky.

What kind of soda do dogs drink?

Barq's Root Beer.

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Why did the vampire have pedestrian eyes?

They looked both ways before they crossed.

What do you get if you cross a grizzly bear and a harp?

A bear faced lyre!

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Why did the guy get fired from the orange juice factory?

He couldn't concentrate

What do you call two guys using the same urinal?

Peers

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What's Irish and stays out on your deck?

Paddy O'furniture

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Why are we here?

Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions

How many philosophers does it take to......change a light bulb?

Define "light bulb".

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What do you get when if you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic and an agnostic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and agnostic?

Someone who stays up wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, an unwilling agnostic, and a dyslexic?

Somebody who stays up all night torturing himself mentally over the question whether or not theres a dog.

What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

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Why did the insomniac get arrested?

He resisted a rest.

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

Some one who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog.

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What do you get when you cross a philosopher, an insomniac and a dyslexic?

A guy who stays up all night wondering if there's a dog. Infinite Jest, by DFW

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.