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What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What do you call a person who steals and is then praised by his/her friends?

A Redditor.

Who these days is hard "Is your person white?

Excuse me " "Is your person white " "I don't see skin color I just see people"

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What do you get if you play a country music song backwards?

You get your wife back. Your house back. Your truck back. Your dog back...

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20 after 1.

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What do you get if you cross a glow worm with some beer?

Light ale!

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To get to the other slide!

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He has rust issues.

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Eggsercise particularly hareobics!

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What did one flea say to the other after a night out?

Shall we walk home or take a dog

Why do you look out the window in the morning?

Because you can't see through walls, and you can't see anything at night anyway.

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Why is it we are singing to each other?

It's no wonder our funding has gone away.

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

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What do you get when you're agnostic, dyslexic, and an insomniac?

You stay up all night wondering if there's a dog.

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lays awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

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What popular board game do dyslexics hate?

Scramble

What do you get if you mix up together an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

A guy who is up all night wondering if there is a dog.