What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

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What's the difference between a pot head and a person who physically abuses children?

One is good at rolling blunts, the other is good at bowling runts.

How many JokeExplainBots does it take to change a lightbulb?

Are easily threaded by one person, with one hand. Doot.

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A Barkaeologist.

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Ballroom blitz

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Quatro-cinco

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By doing so, he got to the other side. Romney 2012.

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The teabag stays in the cup longer.

How did the other stay on?

He was a little more on...

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Banging your best friend's wife every night!

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Have a rest. (Everest, get it?) Really awful joke, but I thought of it last night and was wondering if anyone recognised it? Who knows, it might be original....

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What do you tell a man with two black eyes?

Nothing, he's been told twice already. (And be cool, if you get the reference keep quiet and let em wonder.)

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

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What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

What did the Agnostic Dyslexic Insomniac do?

He stayed up all night wondering if there was a dog.

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What do you get if you cross an agnostic, a dyslexic and an insomniac?

Someone who lays awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.

What's a riot?

Three dyslexics.