What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has four legs and isn't alive?

Son: "nice try, a chair!" Dad: "Nope. Our dog just died."

Why did they give a megaphone to the dog who couldn't climb a tree?

Because he couldn't bark

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why didn't Jesus ever play in the NHL?

Because every time he tried he got nailed to the boards!

How do cows measure time?

In mooments

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What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

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What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

What dinosaur can't stay out in the rain?

Stegosaur-rust!

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How can you go without sleep for seven days and not be tired?

Sleep at night

What does a robot do after a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What do you get when......you cross a religious skeptic, a dyslexic, and an insomniac?

A person who lays awake at night wondering if there really is a dog.