What does an insomniac, agnostic, dyslexic spend most of his time doing?

Staying up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

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What do a nearsighted gynecologist and a dog have in common?

A wet nose.

What do you call a dog with no hind legs and balls of steel?

Sparky

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Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...

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Son: The going bit is fine as is the coming home bit too but I'm not too keen on the time in-between!

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Asks his wife. "31 black"

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Vacation.

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What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

What did the hat say to the coat stand?

You stay here, I'll go on a head.

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What do you call it when the women in the back of a Mexican brothel talk after working all night?

Whorechata. Probably my best original, lemme know what you think.

Who was that lady I saw you with last night?

The Canadian says "That was my wife."

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did the agnostic, dyslexic insomniac do?

Lay awake in bed wondering if there really is a dog.