Holding their hands up
One. He holds it up and the world revolves around him.
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.
Dad.
To run their hands through their hair
Because he kneeded a poo
Because they got sin and cos to give them a tan.
An Irishman trying to get a tan.