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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

What has 108 teeth and holds back the incredible Hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why do black people call each other "son"?

Well, you never know!

Why do black people have white hands and feet?

Because everyone has a little bit of good in them.

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What do triangles do in the summer?

They tan.