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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What did the pirate tell his littler sister when she asked if she could hold his parrot?

ISIS

Who holds up stagecoaches and steals laptop computers?

Click Turpin

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What's the difference between black people amd snow tires?

Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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How do I submit a joke?

Do I hand my life in

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

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What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

How do black people get tans at the beach?

They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.