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How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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What do you get when Hulk holds the American Flag?

The Star Spangled Banner!

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

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Why Do Black People Run Fast?

Because they have to run 3 kilometers and back everyday to get water.

How fast are black people allowed to go on the highway?

25 to Life.

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What is the best music to air drum to while driving?

Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

Why did Steve hate being the youngest clone?

Because all his genes were hand me downs.

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What dance do you do when summer is over?

Tango (tan go).

What do people do for a party itinerary in the Jersey Shore?

Gym.Tan.Laundry.