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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the one eyed thief, with a hook for a hand, call the elven princess?

Arrrrrrr-wen

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away?

Because it had a hole in the middle.

Why did the golfer bring an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Who's there! Adelia! Adelia who?

Adelia the cards after you cut the pack!

Why has Hot Topic's sales revenue gone down?

Because the marketing department cuts itself.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

How does the man in the moon cut his hair?

Eclipse it.

How's my hair?

My clothes How do I look (knock, knock) He's here!!!! I'm so excited! *My pizza delivery guy.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What does the skeleton say when ganking bot lane?

BETTER TO RUN THAN CURSE THE ROAD

What do you get when an alternative metal band runs out of toilet paper?

Rage Upon the Latrine

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?