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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

How do you make a trombone sound like a French horn?

Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.

What do you call a sentinel with three hands?

A watchman.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between 6 inches and 12 inches?

6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

How does SpongeBob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did the monster dye her hair yellow?

To see if blondes have more fun.

Why did the midget get kicked out of the nudist colony?

He kept getting in everyone's hair.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

Why aren't their Mexican Olympics?

Because all of the Mexicans that can run,jump,and swim are in America!

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why is it so hard to get a comb from a bald man?

Because they never part with them

Why did the bald man cut a hole in his pocket?

He wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

What did the kangaroo say when her baby was missing?

Help! My pocket's been picked!

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?