Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why should you keep a broken clock?

It's just nice having an extra set of hands around.

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

What's red, white and sits in a hole in a tree?

A sanitary owl

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

How do you silence an Italian?

Cut off his hands

How do you make a dog say meow?

Put it in the freezer, then get a chainsaw and cut it. MEEEEEEEOOOWWW!!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did Willow Smith whip her hair?

Because it has been very knotty. Apologies in advance

Why don't Baptist preachers color their hair?

They just pray the gray away

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's your favorite pirate joke?

Friend has an eyepatch on for some reason or another and I'm running out of decent jokes.

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

What did the bald man exclaim when he received a comb for a present?

Gee, I'll never part with it!

Who never gets his hair wet in the shower?

A bald man.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

What do you call a can of tuna in a lesbians back pocket?

DIP