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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you do if a girl sits on your hand?

Try to get her off!

Why did the man with no hands go to the doctor?

Because he didn't feel well.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

Why does a golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Just in case he gets a hole in one!

Why did the guy cut a hole in his carpet?

He wanted to watch the floor show. And why did he cover it back up...He realized that he didn't want to watch the "hole" show.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

Why was the Hay Robber's prison sentence cut short?

He got out on bale.

What's long and black and dangerous to cut into?

The KFC Drive-thru line.

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

What sits in the kitchen and gets smaller and smaller?

A baby combing its hair with an apple peeler

What do you call a girl with a frog in her hair?

Lily!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did Levi Strauss suffer from chronic diarrhea?

It runs in his jeans.

What did the fish say when he ran into a concrete wall?

Dam!

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why wouldn't the bald man let anyone use his comb?

He couldn't part with it.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits all over his head?

From a distance they look like hares!

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

Why is the iPhone 6 the coolest smart phone around?

Carry it around in your pocket for a while and it'll be on every selfie you take.

Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?