Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?

The back of my hand...

How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles?

Nail its other hand to the floor.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What do you call it when you use Icy Hot as lube?

Fire in the hole!

How do you make holes in a fire?

With a fire drill.

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you use to cut the ocean?

A seasaw

How did the Roman cut his hair?

Caesar

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why did cavemen drag their women around by the hair?

Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.

How is Sandusky like a tortoise?

He gets there before the hair...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you call a midget psychic running from the cops?

A small medium at large!

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!