Why do bald men cut holes in there pockets?

To run their hands through their hair

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

Why can't you play peek-a-boo with Jesus?

Because he has holes in his hands

Why is it important to have plenty of help when changing a light bulb?

Many hands make light work.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes?

He was just a nerdy digger.

What smells of cheese and is filled with holes?

About 100 French people right now

Cut Jokes More Cut Jokes

What do you call a man who cuts down trees?

A tree feller.

What do you call a loaf of bread when you cut off both ends?

Endless Bread!

Hair Jokes More Hair Jokes

Why don't you ever wear your hair down?

Me: It makes me look approachable. CW: So Me: I don't want to encourage that.

What's the best way to get bubble gum out of your hair?

Cancer

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How Many Running Backs Does It Take To Turn On A Light?

Two. One to find the switch...the other to hit it.

Why is the Kentucky Derby run in a circle?

They like horsin' around.

Bald Man Jokes More Bald Man Jokes

Why did the bald man put a rabbit on his head?

Because he wanted a head of hare (hair).

What does a balding man and a tortoise have in common?

Hare loss.

Pocket Jokes More Pocket Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.