Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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How do you make a dog meow?

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

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Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!