Why can't anything be easy?

I moaned as my real-time handheld connection to all the world's information briefly ran slower than usual.

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Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do you do if an Islamist throws a pin at you?

Run. He still has the grenade in his teeth.

Why can't you run through a campground?

You need to RAN through a campground because it's past tents.

Moan Jokes More Moan Jokes

Why did Helen Keller masterbate with one hand?

So she could moan with the other

What's the difference between a moan and a scream?

About 3 inches