What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do you call it when you run out of seed?

Endosperm.

How did Harry Potter get to the bottom of the hill?

By running! J.K. Rowling

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Why was the dolphin so upset with the attendance of his drunken kegger?

It lacked porpoise.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say when he saw a dolphin caught in a net?

It's not a too-nah!

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What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.