What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

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How do you stop your laptop batteries from running out?

Hide their trainers.

Why did the doctor quit his job?

He ran out of patients.

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Why are dolphins all friends with each other?

They just click you know

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.