Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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What's the difference between saying sorry and apologizing?

You can say sorry at a funeral.

How does a woman apologize to a man?

I'm sorry, but it's your fault.