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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

What tick likes to run?

Politicks

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What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!

What do you call a bartender giving two dolphins a drink?

Serving dual porpoises!

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

Why did the marine park worker feel aimless?

Because they lacked porpoises.

How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

What do you call two beer drinkers arguing about sea turtles?

Lager-heads at loggerheads about Loggerheads.