Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

What's it called when you apologize using dots and dashes?

Remorse code