What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Netflix and Krill

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What's the difference between falling 2 ft and 200 ft?

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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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All porpoise flour.

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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With a porpoise.

What did the dolphin say when he got in trouble?

I didn't do it on Porpoise!!