What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What is a dolphin's favorite TV show?

Whale of fortune!

What's the difference between a whale and a toaster?

You didn't pop out of a toaster.

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What did the man say when he accidentally bumped into the astronaut?

I Apollo-gize

What was the Italian hot tub that was so small it's occupants always bumped into each other called?

Ja-scusi.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

He prawned everything!

What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

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What do philosophical dolphins say?

What's the porpoise?

Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.