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What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

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Whale Jokes More Whale Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Bump Jokes More Bump Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

What did the tectonic plate say when it bumped into another?

Sorry, my fault.

Dolphin Jokes More Dolphin Jokes

What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What do you call a dolphin with agoraphobia?

Endorphins

Porpoise Jokes More Porpoise Jokes

What did the dolphin say to the whale when he bumped into him?

I didn't do it on porpoise.

What's the big deal?

It's not like I did it on porpoise!