What did the dolphin say to the other dolphin after he splashed him?

Hey! You did that on porpoise!

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Why did the dolphin feel crabby?

Because he ate too many crabs!

What do the dolphins and the post office have in common?

Neither deliver on Sundays.

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Why couldn't the dolphin choose a career?

She had no sense of porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...