How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What do you call your Mexican friend living in Oklahoma?

Your Oklahomie.

What's the difference between watts and ohms?

Watts are a unit of electrical energy. Ohms are where British people live.

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Why was the dolphin depressed?

He felt he had no porpoise in life

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.