How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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Which alligator lives in the Arctic?

The refridgegator.

Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

How does a group of dolphin's make a decision?

Flipper coin!

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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...