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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What's the best part of Christmas for Santa Clause?

He knows where all the naughty girls live #*()*

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

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Why did the dolphin get a fair trial?

Because Habeas Porpoise.

Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?