How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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An "A" frame...

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

What do dolphins use to stay clean?

All-porpoise cleaner.

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Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

What do you call a sea mammal with a mission?

A porpoise.