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How do Dolphins live their lives?

With a porpoise.

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What do call a horse that lives near you?

A neighbor (naybor for pessimist horses)

Where does sans live?

Sans francisco

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What did the baby dolphin do when he didn't get his way?

He whale-d

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.