What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the dolphin apologize?

He didn't do it on porpoise.