What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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What do you call a carpenter who needs fewer nails?

Jesus

Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

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What did the dolphin say when he ran into the sea turtle?

Sorry, I didn't do it on porpoise.

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.