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What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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How many children does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't need a lightbulb when I have the furnace ready.

Why don't the French need air conditioner?

They use 2-in-1 shampoo

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What's the problem with your marriage?

WIFE: He replaces words with animal names just to annoy me ME: I don't do it on porpoise

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.