What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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Why was the dolphin sad?

Because it had no porpoise in life.

Why was the dolphin keeper depressed?

Because he had no porpoise.