What did the depressed dolphin say?

I need a porpoise.

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Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend when he broke up with her?

I need some space.

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What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Why did the dolphin go to church?

He was looking for a porpoise. (thought this one up but I doubt I was the first one that did.)