What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

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Why are you home so early?

Me: My boss told me to go to hell

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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Why did the lone dolphin stop swimming?

He didn't see a porpoise...

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.