What did the nihilistic sea world trainer say to his boss?

There is no porpoise.

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What did the bunny ask his boss for?

A raise in *celery*.

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

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What did one nihilistic dolphin say to the other?

What is life without a porpoise?

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.