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Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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Why can't you tell when a Pteradactyl goes to the toilet?

Because the P is silent.

Why did Helen Keller scream?

Her parents left the plunger in the toilet.

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What does an Australian use instaed of toilet paper?

Bidet, mate.

How do you cook toilet paper?

You brown it on one side

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What do you call using Tinder while you are in the bathroom?

A swipe and wipe.

Who will I share the sunset with now?

Sobs* Friend: Bad breakup Me: No. *wipes tears* My Instagram isn't working.