Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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Why did Tigger look down the toilet?

To find Pooh!

What does a black women do after having a water birth?

Flush the toilet.

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What does German goalkeeper Manuel Neuer call it when he takes a dump and there is nothing on the toilet paper after wiping?

A clean sheet.

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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What's it called when you're using Tinder on the toilet?

Swiping and wiping.

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears