Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What's the worst prank you can play on a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

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Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

Why didn't the toilet paper cross the road?

It didn't want to get stuck in any cracks.

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How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

What does Magneto do when his computer gets dirty?

He wipes the hard drive.