Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
The diarrhea of Anne Frank.
A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!
Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.
Rage Upon the Latrine
A soviet
Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe.
