Why do we call it toilet paper?

Does anyone wipe their toilet with it

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What was Tigger doing in the toilet?

Looking for Pooh.

What's the worst thing you can do to a blind person?

Leave the plunger in the toilet.

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What do my jokes have in common with toilet paper?

They're both tearable.

How does one cook toilet paper?

Simple - brown it on both sides then throw it into the pot.

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What do you call it when you keep wiping but brown still shows?

The Trail of Smears

What hand do you wipe with?

Left or right Response: why not use toilet paper