What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How many Dragon Ball Z episodes does it take to change a lightbulb?

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Where do you find monster snails?

On the end of monsters fingers.

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What did the toilet say when he was hitting on another toilet?

On a scale from one to ten, urinate.

What did Spock find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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What did the captain say to the men before they got on the boat?

Men, get on the boat.

What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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How do the trees get on the internet?

They log on.

Why is DeadMau5 bad at math?

He drops the base when doing logs.