What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

What do you call an element found in the ground?

Barium.

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What's in the toilet of the Star Ship enterprise?

The captains log

Why can't you hear pterodactyls go to the toilet?

Because the 'p' is silent.

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How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What's the difference between a captain and a lt.col?

A major difference.

What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

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How did the tree get on to Reddit?

It just logged on...

What did the sausage say when it couldn't log on to the Internet?

If at first you don't succeed Fry Fry again