The Captains log
Finding crabs on your organ.
M'rauders Map
Nothing. When you have to go, you have to go.
WIFE: I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE: I use your toothbrush.
The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.
Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Men, get on the boat.
Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.
Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
They log on.
