What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

Attaturk.

Where does a sad chemist find employment?

At an apathycary!

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What is a toilet in Ancient Mexico?

Aztec.

What does a parent say to their boy who keeps missing the toilet?

Urine trouble.

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why are camels also known as Ships Of The Desert'?

Because they're full of Arab seamen.....

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What did the captain of the alien mouse spaceship say when he met his first earth mouse?

Take me to your Liederkranz.

Why didn't the sailors play cards on the deck?

Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.

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What is something you can use to find the pH of tree sap?

A log!

Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?

Because she wanted to sleep like a log.