The Captains log
Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out
When you put it in your pocket you double it and when you take it out you find it in creases. -
Because it was a Number 2.
Urine
The left ear, the right ear and the Final Front-ear.
The Captain's Log.
Because it was the hottest pepper.
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.
It just logged on...
They log on.
