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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

What did it mean when they found bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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Why was Tigger's head in the toilet?

He was looking for Pooh.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Why couldn't the pirates play cards?

Because the captain was standing on the deck! Aargh

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

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What is it called when a hacker poops?

Logging out

How do trees access the internet?

They log on