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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What can you find on neckbeard bread?

M'old.

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Norman Rock Wells.

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What does Peter Gabriel sing on the toilet?

I am the extruder...

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

Why didn't Spock do a mind meld with Frodo?

Because he figured that would be a bad hobbit to get in to.

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Why was the Bhut Jolokia picked to be the captain of the cheer squad?

Because it was the hottest pepper.

What will you find in the toilet of a ship?

The captains log.

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How many ears does Mr. Spock have?

Three. One left ear, one right ear, and a Final Front-ear.

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

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What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Why are lumberjacks bad at online video games?

Because their connections are so weak they are always logging out.