How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why didn't the Eskimo want to go hunting?

I don't know, guess he just wasn't Inuit.

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food?

It has a special place in their hearts

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What is the most important thing for a hungry shark?

A-fish-in-sea.

What do you call a fish that operates on brains?

A brain sturgeon.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why couldn't the bicycle stand up for itself?

Because it was two-tyred.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!