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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do I know about dwarves?

Very little.

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call a fish that's good at trading favors?

A squid pro quo.

What's the difference......between a piano, a fish, and glue?

You can tune a piano but you can't tuna fish "What about the glue " I knew you'd get stuck on that.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why don't women parachute naked?

Cause they would whistle on the way down

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!