How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the first thing a woman does after leaving spousal abuse therapy?

The dishes, if she knows what's good for her!

When geese fly in a "V" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other?

Because there are more birds on that side.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What do you call it when fish stop having babies?

Minnow-pause

What did the fish say when he accidentally swam into a wall?

Oh dam

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.