How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Which came first... social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse... the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

How do you know if there’s an elephant under your bed?

Your head hits the ceiling!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why are they called Tuna Fish?

Because they don't swim in pairs. Are there two of those fish? Nahhh.

What do you call a fish that stands out?

Out of plaice.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a hobo on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A tyre (attire)

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!