How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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Where does Iron Man live?

Iron know.

What did one earthquake say to the other earthquake?

I've been really stressed out lately, I know it's not your fault, but please stop cracking jokes about me

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What's the difference between fishing and dating?

In one you don't want to jerk the hook, but in the other you don't want to hook the jerk.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!

Why can't humans hear a dog whistle?

Because dogs can't whistle. (X-post from r/dadjokes)