How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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How many women does it take to change a light bulb?

I don't know, but I bet we could pay them less than a group of men for the same amount of work.

What do you call a seagull that lives by the Bay?

I don't know, but it won't shut up about the app it's developing.

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How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on?

A Perch!

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How is learning to ride a bicycle and 9/11 alike?

Because you never forget!

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why do bees buzz?

Because they can't whistle!

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.