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How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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How many Deadheads (Grateful Dead fans) does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

What is a sea monster's favorite meal?

Fish and Ships

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

When is a bicycle not a bicycle?

When it turns into a driveway.

Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

Why did the referee blow his whistle at the leper hockey game?

There was a face off at centre ice.

What is green sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together?

Chimney Cricket!