How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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How did Darth Vader know what Luke was getting for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

What happened when the elephant sat on the car?

Everyone knows a Mercedes Bends!

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

What fish is best to have in a boat?

A Sailfish.

What's the most musical part of a fish?

Its scales.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle laying on the ground?

Because it was two-tired

Why couldn't Tommy ride a bicycle?

Because he was a gold fish.

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

How do you blow a movie quote?

You just put your lips together and whistle

Why do women need to wear jockstraps while skydiving?

To prevent them from whistling.