How is a fish like a bicycle?

Neither one knows how to whistle!

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What are the 2 rules of success?

No1: Don't tell everything you know.

What's the alien version of Facebook?

Spacebook. (It's a terrible joke I know).

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep?

Krillex.

What did Noah tell his son while they were fishing?

Better get this right, I only have 2 worms.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

Whistle Jokes More Whistle Jokes

What do you get when you cross a whistle with a blizzard?

Edward Snowed-in

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.