Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Why didn't the scientist tell his colleague the t-value of a test with 21 degrees of freedom and a p-value of 5%?

It was a t-crit! Thank you and goodnight!

How do you know when someone is gluten free?

Don't worry, they'll tell you. "Exit stage right...."

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Why didn't the bicycle cross the road?

He was two-tired...

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle?

The road.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What did the snail say when he hitched a ride on the turtle?

A. Wheeeee!!!!!

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How do crazy people get through the forrest?

They take the psycho path.

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path!

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here