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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How can you tell soap operas are fictional?

In real life, men aren't affectionate out of bed.

How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician?

An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed woman on a tricycle?

Attire

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What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How did the crazy man get across the forrest?

He took the psycho path. ()

How do really crazy people get through the forest?

Via the psycho path.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)