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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What did the Chinese man say when ophthalmologist told him he had a cataract?

No, I have a Rincoln Continental!*

Why is a man's pee yellow and his sperm white?

So he can tell if he is coming or going.

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What did the silly boy take his bicycle to bed with him?

Because he didn't want to walk in his sleep.

Why did the bicycle fall over?

Because it was too tired.

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Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

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What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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How do crazy people make it through a forest?

They take the psycho-path.

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

The psycho path.

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How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.