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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed clown on a tricycle?

Attire

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

What weighs 35 tons has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old?

Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.

Weirdo Jokes More Weirdo Jokes

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How do crazy people get through the forrest?

They take the psycho path.

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

The psycho path.

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What's an Australian Kiss?

A French kiss down under ;) *first post here, a coworker of mine told me the joke. Go easy :)*