Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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How can you tell when Dracula is sick?

By his coughin'

What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

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Why can't the bicycle stand on its own?

Because it's two-tired

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What are the odds of a chronic gambler ever calling the addiction-helpline?

No seriously, I've got $100 riding on this.

What if horses rode horses?

And then THOSE horses rode MORE horses Then it's like, whoa dude! Check out that big stack of horses!

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What did YOU think I'm talking about?

Weirdos!!

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

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How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest?

They Take The Psycho Path

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path!

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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.