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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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Why didn't Hannibal Lecter have any friends as a kid?

He was told not to play with his food.

What'd Gandhi say when his friend told him to leave the protest?

Na 'ma ste

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What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

Why couldn't the bicycle stand anymore?

It was two tired.

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What's the hardest dinosaur to ride?

A Falloffasarus - Patrick age 10

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

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What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

What kind of money do monsters use?

Weirdo (weird dough).

Psycho Path Jokes More Psycho Path Jokes

How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel?

He takes the psycho path!

Which way do insane people take when they go through the forest?

The psycho path.

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Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.