Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

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What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes... A FSHHH

How do you tell the difference between a scientist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a tricycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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Why did the chicken cross the rode?

To get to the other side.

What do you get when you cross a poisonous snake with a horse?

I dunno, but if it bites you, you can ride it to the hospital!

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Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)

What did one loaf of bread say to the other?

Weirdo.

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How did the crazy man get across the forrest?

He took the psycho path. ()

Which route should you take through the woods when riding a fizzy horse?

The psycho-path!

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

Where do weirdos ride their bicycles?

Psycho-paths. (as told by one of my coworkers)