Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

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What does Chick-fil-A and their CEO have in common?

Both hate when people stick beef between two buns.

What is not a truck crashing into people?

Nice.

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Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

Where does a North Korean go after he upvotes a thread on Reddit?

To the morgue.