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Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is the definition of stalking?

When two people takes a long, romantic walk on the beach, but only one of them knows about it

How do you please all the people?

Tell them Ellen Pao has stepped down as of today!

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.