Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

What is it with people who text and drive?

I swear to god the next time I see this happen, I'll roll down my window and throw my beer at them.

What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

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What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

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Where's the best place to do a mannequin challenge?

In a morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!