Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

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Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

Why does Helen Keller wear tight jeans?

So people can read her lips.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

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What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you call a body in a morgue which hasn't been viewed by anyone yet?

Remains to be seen.