Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people consistently make bad chemistry jokes?

Because all the good ones Argon.

Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

Inside Jokes More Inside Jokes

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

Morgue Jokes More Morgue Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What did Bruce Willis find in the freezer at the morgue?

OC Icy dead people!