Inside Jokes

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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What is juicy on the inside, dry on the outside, and has "apple" in it?

A roasted baby with an apple in its mouth.

What's the difference between Audi drivers and a cactus?

Audi drivers have pricks on the inside

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a lawyer on a motorcycle?

The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a vaccuum?

With a vaccuum, the dirtbag's on the inside!

What's on the inside of a clean nose?

Fingerprints.

Why are calculators grey and boring?

Cause it's what's on the inside that counts! EDIT: it was a joke guys:(

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

What's the 6 things that's white on a black guy?

It's quite easy when you think about it. It's the inside of the hands, inside of the feet, the eyes, the teeth, the nails, and the owner.

What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's white on the outside and black on the inside?

An American police officer.

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How warm is the inside of a tauntaun?

Luke warm

What would Michael Jackson be doing if he were alive right now?

Probably clawing at the inside of his coffin.

What do you call a hula hoop with a nail on the inside?

A Navel Destroyer.

What would Marilyn Monroe be doing if she were alive today?

Clawing at the inside of her coffin.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

What do you call a woman leaving an abortion clinic?

Dead on the inside...

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Whats the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

BMWs have the pricks on the inside!

What is the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?

A BMW's pricks are on the inside!

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside?

Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain.

Why did the Easter egg hide?

Because it was a little chicken on the inside.

What do a redhead and a freezer have in common?

They've both got ice on the inside.

What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's black on the outside, green on the inside and can go through walls?

Ghost avocado.

What happens when you drink food colouring?

You dye a little on the inside.

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

What is the difference between a BMW and a porcupine?

In the case of the bmw, the pricks are on the inside.

What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What is ye difference between a porcupine and a porsche?

The pricks are in the inside of the Porsche.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.

What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What is dark and hairy on the outside, soft and moist on the inside, starts with a C, ends with a T, and has a U and an N in it?

A coconut

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's red on the outside and green on the inside?

A dinosaur wearing red pajamas.

What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

Why are all these people dead on the inside?

Sir, this is a morgue.

What's yellow on the outside and grey on the inside?

An elephant disguised as a banana!

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!

What's furry on the outside.. Wet on the inside.. Starts with a C... Ends with a T... And has U &amp N in-between?

A coconut!

What would Elvis Presley be doing if he were alive today?

Scratching at the inside of his coffin.

What's the difference between a viola and a coffin?

With a coffin, the dead person is on the inside.

What's gray and furry on the inside and white on the outside?

A mouse sandwich!

What is black and knocking on the window from the inside?

A baby in the oven.

What does a push up bra and a dictatorship have in common?

They both oppress those on the inside. They both lie to those on the outside. And they both raise monuments to the fallen.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and my ex-girlfriend?

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Why do black people from west Africa never go on cruises?

They're not falling for that again.

What's a gangsta say when a house falls on him?

Get off me, homes!

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What's the difference between cancer and a black guy?

Cancer can get jobs

What do you say to a black guy with a job?

Keep at it, inmate!

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

Why don't off duty police men fire grenades into children's cribs?

If you're good at something never do it for free.

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What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique....I'll get my coat.

How does Samsung know its most loyal customers?

They check with the burn ward. (I'll get my coat)

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What is condemned and overused yet as inescapable as a black hole?

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How do you know Stephen Hawking has jungle fever?

He knows a lot about black holes

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Why do elephants hide behind trees?

To trip ants.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

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What's the difference between an flautist and a Porsche?

Most members of the band haven't been in a Porsche.

What do you get when you make a condiment out of an expensive car?

Porsche-tchesire sauce