What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

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What's the difference between me and a cardboard box?

A cardboard box isn't always empty on the inside.

What's the difference between a vacuum cleaner and a Harley Davidson?

The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of coordination?

HAAAAAAAAAAAND EYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Amy Winehouse?

About 204 days.