What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's white on the outside, black on the inside and soon to be orange all over?

1600 Pennsylvania Ave.

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What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What's black on the outside but yellow on the inside?

Ninja chicken.

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What do Whitney Houston and Antarctica have in common?

100% chance of snow

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and my car?

My car can make it to 50.