What's black on the outside and white on the inside?

Whitney Houston's nose

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What is the difference between the substance inside a fire hydrant and the substance on the outside of it?

H20 is on the inside, and K9P is on the outside.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Prius?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside

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What's crunchy on the outside and airy in the inside?

A lightbulb.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a Jeep?

With the hedgehog the pricks can be seen on the outside and with a Jeep the prick can be seen on the inside.

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What's Whitney Houston's favorite kind of coordination?

HAND-EEEEYYYYYYYYYYYYEEEEEE

What's Whitney Houston's favourite form of coordination?

HAAAAAND EYEEEEEEE!